We’re Not Getting A Dog
St Thomas Church Hall, Stanhope
County Durham
This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love metres away from us, but who really, we barely know at all.

A couple running through the rain to catch a bus.
A man staring at a blank laptop screen in desperation.
A woman opening an envelope to find a photo inside.
A new house on a new street with new neighbours.

A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer. A new storytelling show** by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes).

**This show has minimal references to dogs.

Running time: 70 mins

Please note: these performances are Pay What You Decide (PWYD). Pay What You Decide tickets help keep tickets accessible for our audiences - simply choose the price you can pay and enjoy the show.

14yrs+

70 mins

paid

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St Thomas Church Hall, Stanhope


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